“汤玛斯的玩意” Thomas' Stuff
你还好吗？ 一这个给你搬 Are you right with that, darl?║- I might leave that one to you.
我来就好 I'll take it.
欢迎回家，又搬家了 Welcome home, Lucky. Again.
小心点，好吗？ Just take it easy, all right?
好，我没事 Yeah I'm fine!
你哥怎麽在抽筋？ Why's your brother a spastic?
他没抽筋，他是自闭 He's not a spastic. He's autistic.
差不多啦 Same diff.
不，才不同 No, not really.
他都不说话 He doesn't talk and shit.
对，他不说话 Yes, he doesn't talk.
他干嘛不停制造噪音？ Then why does he make║all that fuckin' noise?
孩子们 Hello, boys.
你们住在哪里？ Where do you live?
“小熊家族” G'day, mate!
赛门？ Simon?
好，我来了 Yeah, coming!
“查理，听话表” 'Behaviour chart'
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赛门？你最好赶快，你要迟到了 Simon, love? You'd better hurry up!║You're gonna be late!
我从不迟到 I'm never late.
晚起的鸟儿起床了呢 I see the afternoon shift is up.
查理？吃药 Charlie? Medicine.
来吧，张开… Here we go. Open up...
乖孩子 Good boy!
他现在有几颗星星了？ How many stars has he got now?
他有7颗了，对吧？ He's got seven stars. Haven't you?
乖孩子 Good boy.
再9颗就有超级任天堂 Nine more means Super Nintendo!
妈，牛奶递给我好吗？ Mum, can you pass the milk please?
查理！ Charlie!
快点，查理，走开，别踩了 Quick, Charlie! Charlie get out of it.║Would you to get out of it?
快点，别踩，快走开 Come on, come on, get out of it, mate.║Come on get out of it.
查理，别踩了 Charlie, you get out of it!
查理，快走开 Charlie, get out of there!
听话好吗？ Just behave yourself, all right?
老公，抓住他 Hold on to him, love.
快点，查理，听妈的话好吗？ Come on, Charlie, just behave║yourself for your mum, right?
老婆？ Magpie?
起来，你没事吧？ Up you get, up you get.║Are you all right?
我去拿一些姜汁汽水 I'll get you some ginger ale.
有点冰 Bit icy, sweetheart.
把查理弄出去就好 Just get Charlie out of there, will you?
你喝 Just drink that, all right?
快点，查理，走开，快出去 Come on, Charlie. Get out of there,║mate. Get out of there!
大伙儿 Hey, guys!
看，是智障儿巴士 Oi, check it out! It's the spastic bus!
洁姬，看，很明显吧 Jack, look. Is it that obvious?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我今天要怎麽游泳？ How am I going to swim today?
教练会骂死我 Babbs is gonna kill me!
夥伴，你叫什麽名字？ G'day, buddy. What's your name?
汤玛斯 Um. Thomas.
我是迪恩 I'm Dean.
我可以借擦一些吗？ Do you reckon I can borrow some?
好，别客气 Yeah, yeah. Go for it.
谢了 Thanks.
巴可，看见莎莉脖上的吻痕吗？ Hey, Bucko. Have you seen║the hickey on Sally's neck?
什麽？她有吻痕？ What, she's got a hickey?
看，她想用头发遮住 Yeah, look. She's trying to║cover it up with her hair.
史蒂夫还说留在她胸部上 Steve said he put one on her tits.
凯莉的胸部如何？ What about Kylie's rack?
我没啥兴趣 Man, I didn't even realise.
看洁姬的腿 Check out the legs on Jackie!
我当然喜欢美腿了 No, I definitely prefer a decent set.
别在游泳池旁玩耍 There will be no mucking around║in the pool area!
抱歉，教练 Sorry, miss.
好了 Okay!
这学期我们进入新课程 We move on to the next module║for this term,
那就是救生训练 which is the bronze medallion.
你们有些人也许有一天会… Yep, some of you might actually
做善事拯救一条人命 do something useful and║save a life one day.
好，今天我们要来回游几趟 Okay. Today we're going to be║hitting the pools for some laps.
由於高温，泳池做了超氯处理 Now they've had to super-chlorinate║the pools because of the heat...
但闭上眼睛就不会有问题 so just keep your eyes closed and║there shouldn't be too many problems.
你的泳裤呢？ Where are your swimming trunks?
这个… Um...
我…我现在穿着，教练 I um... I've got them on, miss.
你穿这样怎麽游？ How on earth do you expect║to swim in those?
所以你没带标准的泳裤？ So you brought nothing appropriate║for swimming?
你叫什麽名字？ What's your name?
汤玛斯 Um, Thomas.
汤玛斯摩里森 Thomas Mollison.
他是新生，教练 Yeah he's new, miss.
好，摩里森，算了 Well, Mollison, never mind.
这种情形我们有应对措施 We have contingencies for║situations like this.
你们看！ Check it out! Check it out!
各位先生女士，黄色小裤裤呢 Ladies and Gentlemen-║the yellow dick stickers!
小弟弟喔 Hey, pin dick!
巴可，他比你还大耶 He's bigger than you, Bucko!
莎莉，只有你知道喔 You'd be the one to know, Sally!
你少嫉妒了 You're just jealous!
你们这麽兴奋的话可以轮流穿 You can all take turns wearing them║if they get you that excited!
各就各位！ Now take your marks!
真肉脚 Oh, shit!
别碰水道的绳子，摩里森 Get off the lane ropes, Mollison!
各就各位！ On your marks!
小心！ Watch out!
靠，你游得像抽筋 Fuck, you swim like a spastic!
巴可，你好不了多少 You're not much better, Bucko!
洁姬就赢过你两次 Jackie just beat you twice.
没错 Yeah.
你看你 Look at you. Eh?
哈哈，卤莽的猴子 Ha-ha, you cheeky monkey!
“漂流一诺亚方舟音乐剧”║这是我听过最瞎的音乐剧 This musical's got to be║the lamest thing I've ever heard of.
很可爱啊，他们让查理演出呢 I think it's cute.║It's nice they've included Charlie.
才不可爱，是很瞎 It's not cute. It's lame.
他们有一半根本不会说话… Half of them can't even talk,
何况是唱歌 let alone sing.
汤玛斯，那不是重点 That's not the point, Thomas.
好，这弄好了 All right, now this is ready.
你们谁饿时由你热来吃 You just heat it up when║your brother and you are hungry
我们约8点回来 and well be back about eight.
谢了 Thank you.
查理，不准喝啤酒喔 No beer for you, Charlie. No beer.
猴子不喝啤酒的 Monkeys don't drink beer.
妈，遇到环形路要停车… Hey, mum, with a roundabout,║do you have to pause
还是没人可以直接开过去？ or can you drive straight through║if it's clear?
别问了，你最好问你爸 I think you have to stop.║You'd better ask your father.
查理？你洗澡了吗？ Hey, Simon?║Have you had a shower yet?
还没！ No!
那赶快 Well, hurry up!
雷克斯说我不用洗 Rex said I don't need one.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
过去替我跟雷克斯说话好吗？ Can you go and talk to Rex for me?
快去，汤玛斯 Go on, Thomas.
拜托 Please.
爸，快点 Dad, come on.
我不能决定，是雷克斯 It's not me. It's Rex.
妈，爸还是不去洗澡 Mum, Dad still won't get into the shower.
搞什麽鬼 Bloody hell!
雷克斯，赛门为何不能洗澡？ Rex, why can't Simon have a shower?
雷克斯认为由你发言所以你参加 Well, Rex reckons because you're║the one giving the talk that║you should go to the meeting...
我则待在家照顾小孩 and I'll stay home and║look after the boys.
可是雷克斯，我想有些丈夫… Oh, but Rex,║I think some of the husbands
可能很期待赛门的性和怀孕观点 might be interested in Simon's║viewpoint on sex and pregnancy.
不，他们才没有 No, they wouldn't.
有，他们有 Yes, they would.
好，雷克斯也认为只要我参加… All right, well Rex also reckons that║if I come to the meeting...
我应该得到一些… I should get some...
该怎麽说呢，夥伴？ how did you put it again, mate?
对了，今晚有特别服务 Oh yeah, special attention tonight.
了，可是雷克斯… Ah, see but Rex,
我也只能给赛门特别服务 Simon gets nothing but║special attention from me.
所以我才在这里，快起来 That's why I'm out here. Hop to it.
查理？ Charlie?
她已经参加两个烦人的委员会 She's already on║two bloody committees.
没事，稍微休息一下就好 It's okay. I've just got to║take it easy for a while.
这样不够，你得待在床上 You bloody won't just take it easy.║You'll stay in bed.
得了，我不可能整天待在床上 It's ridiculous. There's no way║I'm staying in bed all day.
妈咪回家了 Yeah, mummy's home.
汤玛斯，抱歉回来晚了 Sorry we're late, Thomas.
你看你 Look at you!
你耳聋吗？你听到医生的话了 Are you deaf, woman?║You heard the doctor.
我帮你装电视，放几本书 I'll set up the TV for you.║I'll get you some books.
会很舒适的 It'll be fine.
是喔，那谁来顾房子和孩子 Yeah, and who's going to take care of║the house and boys?
玛姬，我又不是没路用 Well I'm not bloody useless Maggie!
我会用吸尘器啊 I can work a vacuum cleaner║for chrissakes!
怎麽了？ Right guys, what's going on?
会议中我… Oh, at the meeting I...
你妈决定在开会议中展开攻击 Your mother decided to have║an attack at the meeting.
那不是攻击 It wasn't an attack.
难道你又盲又聋？ Well are you blind as well as deaf?
我必须带她去医院 I had to take her to the hospital.
她的血压高到不行 Her blood pressure's through the roof.
医生要她待在床上 And the doctor told her║she has to stay in bed.
快点，查埋，洗澡时间 Come on, Charlie. Bath time.
你是想要中风吗？ So you want to have a stroke then,║do you?
帮帮忙，玛姬，别这麽固执 For chrissakes, Maggie,║don't be so bloody stubborn!
快进去 In you go, mate.
听好，汤玛斯 Listen, Thomas,
妊娠毒血症不是开玩笑的 this pre-eclampsia business║is serious stuff.
我要你帮忙照顾查理，注意你妈 So I'm gonna need you to help look after║Charlie, keep an eye on your mother...
别让她下床乱跑 and make sure she stays in bed.
玛姬，我要你现在就上床 Maggie, I want you to go to bed now,║all right?
你再唠叨我就要得中风了 Oh, you'll give me a stroke if you
你真是个小脏鬼 You're a dirty little bugger.
你真是个小脏鬼 You're a dirty little bugger!
我知道你是谁，你是…魔鬼！ I know what you are. You are... a devil!
还是…刺猪先生？ What about... mister porcupine?!
你是… You are...
歌剧天王！ the Opera House!
小脏鬼啊，有人是小脏鬼啊 Naaaaa! Dirty little buggerrrrr.║Somebody's a dirty little buggerrr!!!
查理该吃药了 Time for Charlie's medicine.
什麽？ What?
汤玛斯，把查理抓来给我 Thomas. Grab Charlie for me.
什麽？ What?
把查理抓来给我 Grab Charlie for me.
查理，拜托… Charlie, please! Just...
查理，坐下 Charlie, sit down!
叫他嘴张开 Tell him to open his mouth.
嘴张开 Open your mouth.
汤玛斯，跟他玩一下，快点 Thomas, be a bit more playful║than that, come on.
查理，汤玛斯拜托你嘴张开 Charlie, open your mouth for Thomas.
好，让汤玛斯来 Okay, let Thomas do it.
汤玛斯，说谢谢 Thomas, say thank you.
你真是乖孩子 You're a good boy.
谢谢，查理，乖孩子 Thank you, Charlie. Good boy.
内衣…赛门，内衣拿进来！ The underwear-Simon, the underwear║goes on the inside!
玛姬？拜托回床上好吗？ Maggie? Maggie, please just go back║to bed, all right? Please.
太丢脸了 It's very embarrassing.
别担心，回床上 Don't worry about it, all right.║Just get back into bed.
别推我 Stop pushing me around.
把查理带过来，我要替他穿衣服 Bring Charlie so I can finish║getting him dressed.
等我一下，好吗？ I will in a couple of seconds. All right?
记得把箱子拿出去 Make sure you put those bins out.
好，妈，我拿了 Yes mum, I just did.
再半小时开 水器 Sprinklers go on in half an hour.
好，玛姬 Yes, Maggie.
汤玛斯，我会准备午餐 Thomas, I'll get you started║on lunches, all right?
弄午餐给汤玛斯吃 Get Thomas started on those lunches!
别念了 For chrissakes!
糟了！ Shit!
查理… Charlie...
查理！ Charlie!
快回来！ Come on!
查理！ Charlie!!
嗨，好帅的小裤裤！ Hey! Nice undies!
查理！ Charlie!!
走路看路！ Watch where you're going!
抱歉，我… Sorry! I...
查理！ Charlie!!
查理，查理，别这样 Charlie, Charlie, yes.║Come on, come on.
你可以回家嘘嘘 You can go to the toilet at home.
有人吗？ Hello?
查理… Charlie!
查理！ Charlie!
我很抱歉，他不会伤人 I'm really sorry. He won't hurt you.
他有自闭症，他想借厕所 He's autistic.║He needed to use the toilet.
爸，怎麽回事？ Dad, what's going on?!
该死，查理，出去 Oh, shit! Charlie, get out!
你们在我家干嘛…？ What the hell are you doing in my house?║What the hell are you doing in my house?!
拜托，别碰他 Please! Don't touch him, all right?
你看不出他有问题吗？ Can't you see there's something wrong║with him?
出去！出去！ Get out! Get out!
快起来，快走…！ Get up! C'mon! Go, go go! Go, go, go!
洁姬，你没事吧？ Jackie! Are you all right?
查理，你还好吧？没事吧？ Charlie, are you right? Are you good?║Are you okay?
儿子？你怎麽把钥匙插在门上？ Sweetie? Why on earth would you║leave your keys in the door?
妈，我不是故意的 Mum, as if I meant to.
还有，他又跑进别人家借厕所了 By the way, he's running into other people's║houses and using their toilet again.
天啊，他好几个月没这样了 Oh no! He hasn't done that for months.
我要怎麽处罚你？ What am I gonna do with you?
查理，我要拿走一颗星星 Charlie, I'm gonna take away a star.
我要拿 Yes, I am.
不听话，查理，乱跑是不听话 No. Bad, Charlie!║Running away is bad.
我告诉你多少次了？ And how many times have I told you?
不准跑进别人家 You don't go into║other people's houses!
拿了 Done!
淘气鬼，这次你又闯什麽祸？ How far did you get this time,║Donkey Dick?
爸… Dad...
怎样？ What?
你只是不甘愿要代替妈照顾家里 You're just jealous you take after║your mother's side of the family.
要我告诉你几次？床上！ How many times do I have to tell you,║woman? Bed!
你反应过度了 You're over-reacting.
玛姬，别再做事了 You're not to lift a finger,
我知道自己的身体 I know my own body, darling.
歹势，怀孕的是你… Well excuse me.║You're the one that's pregnant
你得听医生的话 and has do what the doctor tells them!
歹势，不愿结扎的是你 Excuse me! You're the one who║wouldn't have a bloody vasectomy!
雷克斯叫我不要 Rex told me not to have one.
雷克斯去死吧 Well Rex can go fuck himself.
玛姬，床上 Margaret. Bed.
帮帮忙 Please.
什麽？什麽？ What? What?
猴子？ Monkey?
查理的猴子帽在哪里？ Where are Charlie's monkey ears?
太好了，别告诉我不见了 Great. Don't tell me they're bloody lost!
上面有绣你的名字，会出现的 You're name's sewn into them,║so they'll turn up.
快点，准备让你上学了 Come on, well get you ready for school.
回房间，查理，回房间 In your room. Charlie, in your room!
快点，你的上衣呢？ Come on! Where's your shirt?
好，两人一组 Okay! Everyone in pairs!
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hey.
巴可，我想他挂了 Bucko! I think he's dead!
不！我们一定要救他 Nooooooo! For the love of God,║we've got to save it!
别在我面前嗝屁！ Don't you dare go dying on me!
别闹了 That's enough!
除非你们两个中午想做劳动服务 Unless you two want to spend║your lunch hour on scab duty.
不要，教练，抱歉 No, miss. Sorry miss.
好，进行心肺复苏法… Okay. When performing C.P.R.
要记得叁大口诀 We have to remember A-B-C.
气道、呼吸和循环 Airway. Breathing and circulation.
首先，开启气道 So first up, open up the airway.
把手放在假人的额头使头翘起 Put your hand on the person's forehead║and tilt it back.
轻点，摩里森先生 Gently, Mr. Mollison!
抱歉，教练 Sorry, miss.
好，接着是呼吸，检查一下 Okay. B is for breathing.║So check for it.
把脸贴近嘴巴 Put your face close to the person's mouth.
好，卡洛琳，你不必亲假人 Okay, Caroline,║you don't have to kiss the dummy.
好色 Slut.
保持气道畅通 Keep the airway open.
听和感觉是否有呼吸 Look, listen and feel for breathing.
好，哪个频道？ Okay. What channel?
都好，我不在乎 Anything. I don't care.
被拘禁在这里我快疯了 I'm going mad cooped up in here.
妈！ Mum!
怎样？你跟你爸一样坏 What? God, you're as bad as your father!
我只是想过马路 I only went across the road!
我得去买牛奶 I had to get milk!
妈，我去买 Mum! I'll get it!
好啦，我坐着不动 Okay, okay. I'll just sit here then.
查理，不要抓屁股 Charlie, get your finger out of your arse!
洁姬，你好… Jackie. Hi. Um...
我马上回来，好吗？ I'll be back in one second. Okay?
好吧，查理 Okay. Um, Charlie, go to your room.
回自己的房间，查理 Go to your room, Charlie.
好，我知道，是个女孩 Yes, yes, I know, I know.║I know it's a girl.
听我说，查理 Wait, Charlie.
我给你一颗星星 I'll give you a star.
是你爸吗？ Is it your father?
不，不是 No, no. It's not!
那麽是谁？ Who is it then?
别担心，是学校朋友 Um. Don't worry, mum.║It's someone from school.
查理！小声！ Charlie! Sshh!
你要让朋友进来吗？ Are you going to let them in?
对，妈，我正在搞定查理 Yes, mum, I will. I'm helping║Charlie with something.
别让朋友站在外头 You can't just leave them standing there!
查理，我给你两颗星星 Charlie. I'll give you two stars.
好，听话 Okay. Good boy.
好… Okay...
嗨，洁姬… Hey, Jackie. Um...
抱歉让你久等 Sorry I took so long.
听起来你好像在开趴 It sounded like you were having║a party or something.
不，只是… Ah, no, it's just um...
是我妈，她怀孕，容易制造声响 It's mum. She's just pregnant.║She makes a lot of noise and stuff.
你爸是军人 Is your dad in the Army?
对，他是 Yeah. Yeah, he is.
你经常需要搬家吗？ Did you have to move around a lot?
小学读叁间 Well... Three primary schools.
这是我第二间高中… This is my second high school. So...
你一定很想念你朋友 You must miss your friends.
是啊 Yeah.
今天早上我遇到怪事 Hey, something a bit weird║happened to me this morning.
我在淋浴时… While I was in the shower,
两个男孩穿着内裤闯进我家 two boys broke into my house║in their undies.
他们借用厕所 They used to toilet.
然後留下这个 And they left these...
看，上面绣“摩里森” See, it has "C. Mollison" on it,
就在这里 right there.
这个嘛，这并不奇怪 Um... You know, that's not weird.
我其实听过有人穿猴子装… I've actually, um, I've heard of people║who um, they dress as monkeys and...
闯进别人家，也借用厕所 and they break into people's houses, you know,║and they use the toilet or something.
好吧，是我 Oh. Well yeah, it was me.
我是“猩猩摩里森” Chimp Mollison, my alias. Oo-ee-ah!
好像喔 It was exactly like that.
穿内裤会更像 You just have to be in your undies║to get it right.
好吧，我想弄清楚 Well, I'm just gonna have to║get to the bottom of this.
我淋浴时还是看得到外面 I can see through shampoo you know.
汤玛斯摩里森！ THOMAS PATRICK MOLLISON!!!!
怎麽会搞成这样 It's not like I ask for much.
你看你，脏死了 Look at you, you little shit!
不，查理，不听话！ No, Charlie. Bad! Bad!
不行把便便涂在地毯上 You don't rub poo on the carpet!
不行，手别碰，手抬高！ Don't! Keep your hand out of it!║Arms up! Arms up!
我的天啊 For godssake!
别闹了，别碰我 Stop that! Ugh! Don't touch me!
汤玛斯，我不懂你在干嘛 I don't know what's got into you,║Thomas.
你来处理，你来处理 You deal with it. You deal with it.
快点，查理 Come on, Charlie.
你要拿回这个吗？ Do you want these back?
查理，别乱碰东西 Don't you dare touch anything, Charlie!
查理，不！手抬高！ Charlie, no! Keep your hands up! Up!
妈，这是意外 Mum. It was an accident.
真的？ Honestly?
我希望你懂事点 I wish you'd grow up a bit.
你快16岁了 You're going to be sixteen soon.
换你顾你哥 Now you watch your brother.
查理，别讨厌了 Oh, Charlie. Piss off.
妈，别弄了，你应该待在床上 Mum. Stop. You're supposed to║be in bed. Okay?
不，来不及了 No, it's too late for that.
不放心交待你任何事 Can't leave you to do anything, can I?
他老是乱大便，对他吼啊 He shat everywhere! Yell at him!
他能怎麽办？ Well, what was he supposed to do?
汤玛斯，不要这麽自私 Don't be so bloody selfish, Thomas!
他不是我的责任 He's not my responsibility!
他是你哥 He's your brother!
他是畸形！ He's a freak!
我不要跟他有任何瓜葛 I don't want anything to do with him.
汤玛斯，你哥不像你是正常人 Your brother will never be able to║do the things you can, Thomas.
他永远不会找到工作或拥有家庭 He'll never get a job or have a family.
他永远不能照顾自己 He'll never be able to look after himself.
他一辈子都会跟我们住 He will live with us║for the rest of his life.
所以只要有任何事你爸… So if there's anything...║that your father...
还有我能帮助你哥快乐一点… and I can do to help make your father,║your brother's life... a little happier...
妈，别弄了 Mum. Mum, stop. Stop.
快乐一点，我们就会… A bit... a more bit happier,║then we're gonna...
我很好 I'm fine.
不，你不好，妈，给我刷子！ No, you're not fine, mum.║Give me the brush!
我很好 I'm fine!
这里怎麽回事？ What the fuck's going on here?!
够了 Right, that's it.
来吧 Come on.
我不能做到一半吧 I couldn't friggin' leave it there,║could I?
我不管，来吧 Well, I don't fucking care. Come on.
我们要去医院，你要住院 We're going to the hospital║and you're staying.
来，玛姬，呼吸 Come on, Maggie.║Just breathe. Just breathe.
没错，玛姬，呼吸 That's it, Magpie. Just breathe.
快点，查理，嘴张开 Come on, Charlie, open your mouth.
查理？嘴张开 Charlie? Charlie, open up your mouth!
不，汤玛士拜托你嘴张开 No, open your mouth for Thomas.
听话，像妈 你一样，听话 Come on, come on.║Like you did for mum. C'mon!
讨厌鬼，查理，嘴张开！ You little shit! Charlie!║Open up your mouth!
嘴张开！嘴张开！张开！ Open your mouth! Open your mouth!║OPEN UP!!
好了 Gotcha!
好，我晾好衣服，做好午餐 All right, I've hung out the washing,║done the lunches.
你送查理上巴士 You can get Charlie on the bus.
可是爸，我迟到了 But dad, I'll be late!
不会，巴士司机会载你一程 No you won't.║The bus driver will drop you off.
我才不要坐那台巴士 I'm not getting on that bus.
别笨了 Don't be stupid.
爸… Dad...
汤玛斯，一起上巴士，没得商量 Thomas, you're getting the bus║and that's final.
我8点会回家 I'll be home at eight.
嗨，你一定是查理的弟弟 Hi, you must be Charlie's brother.
各位，这是查理的弟弟 Everyone. This is Charlie's brother.
跟他打招呼 Say hello, please.
嗨，查理的弟弟 Hello, Charlie's brother.
你要去跟查理坐吗？ Do you want to go sit with Charlie?
海莉，手伸出来，手伸出来 Oh, Hayley. Hands out. Hands out.
手伸出来 Hands out.
你是谁？你是谁？ Who are you? Who are you?
我是汤玛斯 Um, I'm Thomas.
嗨，你是查理的弟弟？ Hello. Are you Charlie's brother?
对 Yeah.
我认识查理，我是查理的朋友 I know Charlie. I'm Charlie's friend.
你不知道我的名字… You don't know my name. You don't know║my name. You don't know my name.
你叫什麽名字…？ What's your name? What's your name?
我叫罗素，我认识查理 My name is Russell. I know Charlie.
我们是方舟上的猴子 We're monkeys on a boat.
我们一起在方舟上跳舞 We dance together on a boat.
我们巴士上坐一起 We sit together on the bus.
你也坐巴士，你跟我们同校吗？ Are you riding the bus?║Are you coming to our school?
不，不 No. No.
你一定是… Yes you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!
汤玛斯要上我们学校 Thomas is coming to our school!
汤玛斯跟查理一起坐巴士 Thomas rides in the bus with Charlie.
汤玛斯跟罗素一起坐巴士 Thomas rides in the bus with Russell.
汤玛斯，你喜欢巴士吗？ Do you like buses, Thomas?║Do you like buses?
汤玛斯不喜欢巴士…！ Ah! Thomas doesn't like buses!║Thomas doesn't like buses!
这里下车，谢了 Just here, thanks.
再见，汤玛斯！ Bye, Thomas!
再见，汤玛斯摩里森！掰掰！ Bye, Thomas Mollison! Bye! Bye!
教练？教练？ Hey, miss? Hey, miss?
我建议你叫摩里森去小孩池 I think you should get Mollison║in the kiddy pool.
他快溺水了 I think he's going to drown.
够了，白金汉先生 That's enough, Mister Buckingham.
教练，我是认真的，你看他 Oi, miss. I'm being serious.║Look at him!
别理他，汤玛斯 Ignore him, Thomas.
你可以的，加油！ You can do it! Hang on!
别怕，就算你真的溺水… There you go, Tom.║Even if you do drown,
莎莉会替你口对口人工呼吸 Sally's offered to give you║mouth-to-mouth.
10分钟到！ Three minutes are up!
好，离开泳池，下一组！ Okay! Out of the pool!║Next group please!
起来，卡洛琳 Out you get, Caroline!
准备好… And...
这什麽怪东东 What the hell are those?
是猴子耳朵，看不出来吗？ They're monkey ears. Can't you tell?
你戴着做什麽？ What are you wearing them for?
免得耳朵进水，笨蛋 To keep my hair dry, silly.
你没听过泳帽这种东西吗？ Heave you heard of a swimming cap?
有，但额头会留下丑丑的痕迹 Yeah, but they leave those║yeeky lines on your forehead.
被你打败了 Oh, you're whacked!
这哪里来的？ Where the fuck did you get them from,║anyway?
我自己做的，你也想要吗？ I made 'em myself, Deano.║Do you want a pair?
闭嘴，你这个怪咖 Shut up, you weirdo!
迪恩，你想要吧，你戴一定超帅 Hey, Deano, he'd love a pair, Deano, hey?║They'd look good on you, mate!
嗨 Hi.
昨天抱歉 Sorry about yesterday.
没关系，我不该掉头走人的 That's cool. I shouldn't║have rocked up like that.
谢谢没有… Thanks for not...
告诉别人… you know, telling everyone about...
任何事 everything.
洁姬，快来！ Hey, Jackie! Come on!
不关他们的事 It's none of their business anyway.
谢了 Thanks.
再见 See ya.
好，说“猴子” Okay now, say "mon-key".
不…不是“好”，是“猴子” No, no, no. Not "da". Monkey.
不，查理，看这边 No, Charlie, Charlie, look here.║Look here.
听我的发音，猴…子 Now, listen to the sound. Mon-key.
不，别用手语，别用手语 No. No signing. No signing.
快点，坐好，别用手语 Come on. Come on, sit.║No signing, right?
用说话的声音 Use your speaking voice.
现在说“猴子” Now say mon-key.
你说我就给你吃 Look, I'll give you this if you say it.
不，别用手语，记得别用手语 No. No signing, remember?║No signing.
说“猴子” Say mon-key.
猴…子 Mon-key.
猴子 Monkey.
对，没错，很好 Yeah, that's it! Good. Good.
是你，嗨 Why, hello.
嗨 Hello.
你要陪我走回去吗？ Do you want to walk home with me?
不，我要坐车 Ah no, I'm getting a lift.
真懒惰 That's lazy of you.
是啊，我可不想戴粉红安全帽 Yeah. See I um, I couldn't bring myself║to wear a pink stack hat. So...
那是你哥吗？ Is that your brother?
对，是他 Ah, yeah. Yeah it is.
他可以跟我们一起走 He can walk with us.
再见，汤玛斯！ Bye Thomas!
汤玛斯不喜欢巴士…！ Thomas doesn't like buses!║Thomas doesn't like buses!
查理…这是洁姬 Um, Charlie. Charlie, this is Jackie.
对，没错，是女孩 Yeah, that's right. Girl.
你会手语？ Do you know sign language?
一点 Kind of.
赞喔 Wow-ee.
你能教我怎麽跟查理打招呼吗？ Could you... Could you show me how to║say hi' to Charlie?
哈罗，查理 Hello, Charlie.
我可以给他糖果吗？ Can I give him a lolly?
可以 Yeah, yeah.
你会被他缠上 Ah, you're locked in now.
等一下，查理… Hold on, Charlie. Charlie...
给你 There you go.
好，你要说什麽？ Right, now what do you say?
这是糖果的手势 It's a sign for lolly.
好 Okay.
你要帮我拿袋子吗？ Do you want to carry my bag?
我来 Here...
不，我来就好 Oh no, that's fine.
谢谢你 Thank you.
别累坏自己 Don't wear yourself out, you pro.
为什麽查理不说话？ So why doesn't Charlie talk?
他小时候会 Well, he could when he was little.
他说什麽？ What did he say?
像是“妈”“爸”“汤玛斯” Oh, just stuff like"mum", "dad", "Tom".
简单句子像“查理饿了”… Simple sentences like, "Charlie want food"
“查理渴了”像这些 "Charlie want drink".║You know, stuff like that.
然後他就不说话了 And then he just stopped?
对，听说对他太难 Yeah. Well, they reckon it got too║hard for him,
所以他学手语 so they taught him to sign.
你父母一定很难受 It must be so hard on your parents.
大家都这样说 Everyone says that.
你一定也很难受 It must be hard on you.
他跑进淋浴的女孩家就有趣了 Well, it's got to be fun if you get║to run into other girl's showers.
没错吧，查理？ Isn't that right, Charlie?
我的天啊！ Oh my god!
查理！ Charlie!
洁姬，真的很抱歉，查理！ Jackie, I'm really sorry.
查理！ Charlie!
查理，嘴张开 Charlie, open your mouth please.
嘴张开，查理，嘴张开… Open your mouth, Charlie.║Spit it out!
吐出来 Open your mouth. Open...
嘴张开，查理，嘴张开 Open up your mouth. Charlie,║OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH!!
张开，谢谢 Open. Thank you.
好恶 Oh, yuck!
洁姬，我很抱歉 Jackie, I am so sorry.
他通常不会这样 He doesn't usually do things like this...
靠，查理，嘴张开 Fuck, Charlie! Open up your mouth!
不好玩，吐出来… This isn't funny, all right?║I said spit it out!
查理，吐出来，叫你吐出来 Spit it out! Charlie, I say spit it out!
再见 See ya.
好在这支棉塞没用过 At least it wasn't a used one.
总共是128元25分 That's one hundred and twenty eight║dollars and twenty five cents.
我只有带100元，抱歉 I've only got a hundred on me, sorry.
我说吧，妈就说你会出错 I told you. Mum said you'd balls this up.
对，谢了，汤玛斯 Yeah, thanks a lot, Thomas.
听话，查理 Now be a good boy, Charlie.
爸要放回一些东西，好吗？ Daddy's got to put some of this stuff back,║all right?
安静下来，乖儿子 Just settle down, champ.
查理，安静下来 Charlie, settle down.
查理，别闹了 Charlie, don't be silly!
查理，查理，起来 Charlie. Charlie get up.
查理，查理，起来 Just... Charlie, Charlie stand up.
查理，快起来 Charlie stand up.
查理，爸钱没带够… Look, Charlie,║Daddy hasn' enough money.
所以有些东西要放回去 Daddy hasn't enough money,║so he's got a few things back.
查理，查理，这里的人要买东西 Charlie. Charlie, the nice people here║want to do their shopping,
你必须站起来，查理，查理？ so you're just going to have to stand up,║all right? Charlie. Charlie?
查理？查理，站起来！ Charlie, Charlie? Charlie, get up!
汤玛斯，还不快来帮我 Thomas, for chrissakes help me,║would you?
== accapr.vicp.net == I'm sorry.
抱歉 Charlie, come on. Yes I know,║dad didn't get the specials.
查理，快点，爸没有特权 Charlie, get up. Charlie, please,║please. I know. I know.
查理，起理，拜托… Dad didn't get the...║Oh please! Oh, come on get up!
爸没有特权，拜托快起来 Security! Check out two!
警卫，结帐处有骚动 Charlie, for godssake! Stand up!
查理，给我起来！ Stand up now! Come on! Get up!
快起来，快点起来…！ GET UP!║Stand up! Get up! Stand up!
起来…！ Stand up! C'mon!
起来！快点！ That's ninety-four thirty.
总共是94元30分 Yeah, hang on, Charlie, hang on.
等一下，查理，等一下… Daddy'll get you some dinner, all right.║How's that?
爸会弄晚餐给你吃，好吗？ I'll get you some eggs if you like?║Want some eggs?
我会弄蛋给你吃，想吃蛋吗？ Want some sausages?║How many sausages do you want?
想吃香肠吗？你要几根？ Six sausages? Two?
6根？2根？ Look Charlie, no stars!
查理，没有星星了 There's no need for that. All right?
别激他 Dad, he's got to learn!
爸，他必须学乖 It's over! For some fucking peace and quiet,║just leave it. All right?
别吵了，安静一点，别惹他 He gets away with everything.
大家都容忍他 Just... Charlie! Just chill!║Thomas, for fucksakes!
查理，冷静，汤玛斯够了 Charlie! Just... Charlie!
查理！查理不要！ Hello.
嗨 Hello, my boys!
嗨，孩子们 Hello, sweetheart. I've missed you.
嗨，乖儿子，我很想你 No, no, no. Mummy has to stay in hospital.
不…妈咪要待在医院 Yeah, but look,║I've been finishing your costume.
看，你的戏服快完成了 He's been practising all week with Russell.║Haven't you, mate?
他跟罗素练习了一整周，对吧？║过来，你还没大到不想抱妈 Come here.║You're not too old to give your mum a kiss.
过来我这里 Oh, come here to me.
宝宝今天一直在踢 She's been kicking today.
一切顺利吗？ How's everything?
顺利，还好 Um yeah, it's okay.
学校呢？ How's school?
还好 It's okay.
只是还好？ Just okay?
你一定很高兴儿童床装好了 You'll be happy to know that I've║set the cot up and the change
接下来会换桌子 table's next.
他的脚怎麽了？ What's happened to his foot?
他不小心踩到玻璃，他会好的 Oh, he just walked through a bit of glass.║He'll be all right.
赛门摩里森，你最好别呼咙我 Simon Mollison.║You better not be feeding me bullshit.
我躺在这里整天不代表… Just because I'm lying in bed all day║doesn't mean
我不知道出事 I don't know when something's up.
你不在摩里森兄弟照常表现良好 Us Mollison boys are doing just fine║without you, Magpie.
我有一个惊喜给你 I've got a surprise for you.
雷克斯想念你… Rex misses you...
他想要待在这里陪你 ...and he wants to stay here and║keep you company.
真棒，太好了 Oh. Great. That's fabulous.
伊莉莎白打来提醒我们下周彩排 And Elizabeth called and reminded us║of the rehearsal next week, and
我说我们会去 I said we could make it.
我忘记哪一天要发糖果 And I've forgotten which day is║tuck shop duty day.
周五 It's Friday, hon.
可以吗？应付得来吗？ So are you good? Coping?
当然 Absolutely.
爸？ Dad?
什麽？ Yep?
你曾希望查理正常吗？ Do you ever wish Charlie was normal?
是，刚开始 Yeah, at the start.
之後就不想了 I don't think about it much║any more though.
查理就是这样 Charlie's Charlie.
对，但你不觉得不公平吗？ Yeah, but don't you think it's kind║of unfair?
你妈认为原因就在我们有能力… Your mum reckons we got Charlie║because we're capable...
我们够坚强能照顾查理 we're strong enough to deal with him.
你相信吗？ Do you believe that?
我不知道 I don't know.
你妈相信如此 Your mum is, that's for sure.
我只知道他是我儿子 All I know is, he's my own.
不照顾自己儿子就太懦弱了 And you're weak as piss if║you don't look after you own.
查理，你想喝什麽茶？ Hey, Charlie. What do you want for tea?
这是什麽？ Hey, what's this?
给你妈的轮椅 New wheels for your mother.
快点，带我们去兜风 Oh, come on. Give us a go.
你先拿到驾照 Maybe when you get your licence.
袋子里是什麽？ What's in the bag?
是惊喜 It's a surprise.
查理，替爸打给袋子 Charlie, open the bag for dad.
你真乖 You're a good boy.
快点，汤玛斯，我们来打电玩 Come on, Tommie! Let's have a game.
查理，喜欢你的超级任天堂吗？ Charlie,║how do you like your Super Nintendo?
你听话下次就买新游戏给你 If you're good,║we'll get you another game next pay.
你要打吗？有两个控制器 Hey, do you want a go?║It comes with two controllers.
不…没关系，查理玩，我待会玩 Oh, no, no, it's fine. Let Charlie play.║I'll just have a go later.
来嘛，大家一起玩 Come on, mate. The game's for everyone.
好，我了 Yeah, I know.
来吧，开始了 Here we go. Are we off?
好，哈哈！ All right. Ha-ha!
保持镇定 Sally, concentrate!
莎莉，专心！ Nice, Chris.
很好，克里斯，很专心 Nice focus.
洁姬，方法正确，很好，继续 You're going the right way, Jackie.║That's good. Keep going!
莎莉，头放後面 Sally, put your head back!
你可以吗？ Are you okay there?
可以，教练 Yes, Miss.
你是要救她，不是淹死她 You're meant to be saving her,║not drowning her.
放轻松，45秒，快点 Nice and easy. Forty-five seconds.║Come on!
你还好吧？ Are you all right?
1、2、3…15 One-two-three-four-five-six-seven...║fourteen-fifteen.
大家挥手！ Everyone waving!
你妈认为煮饭一个锅子不够 Your mum reckons you need more than║one pan to make dinner.
但她错了 But boys, that's just not true.
很好，查理？ Good, Charlie?
我晚餐後可能会去看妈… Actually, I might go and visit your mother║after dinner
只要你们能顾好自己 if you boys are all right by yourselves.
爸，以後可以教我开车吗？ Dad, would you be able to take me║for a driving lesson later on?
实际上路？ In the Valiant?
儿子，可别好高骛远啊 Son, shit in one hand and a wish in the other║and see which one gets full fastest!
嗨，我是珍妮，他是崔佛… Hi. I'm Janet and this is Trevor
来自青年和社区服务处 from the Department of Youth║and Community Services.
我们能进来吗？ Can we come in?
我们接到有人抱怨你们一个孩子 We've received complaints about║of your children.
我们来做追踪报告… We're just here to follow up on
这个房子不断有吵闹声 reports of consistent fighting in the house.
是查理，他有自闭症 Oh, that'd be Charlie.║He's autistic, you know.
还有注意力缺失症 A.D.D. On top of that.
好，所以这是查理？ Right. Okay.║So is this Charlie here?
对，应该很明显 Yeah, mate. I think it's obvious.
看得很爽吧？ Get a good look, did you?
什麽？ Excuse me?
你听到我了 You heard me.
先找我谈，别插手你不懂的事 You speak to me before you start sticking║your nose into things know nothing about!
下次我会报警 Next time I'll call the police.
给我滚开 Piss off, why don't you?
等我丈夫回来给你好看 Just wait till my husband gets home!
有种叫他来啊 Send him around, sweetheart!
没问题，不必你担心 Oh, I will. Don't you worry about that.
少装腔作势了 You won't be so big then, will you?
蠢婊子 Stupid bitch.
他们去死吧 Fuck... em.
有人看到我们吗？ Wow-ee! Will anyone see us?
没有，别担心，没人进来过 No, no one will. Don't worry.║There's never anyone out here.
你可以吧？ -可以 Okay. Are you all right?║- Yeah.
干得好 Good work.
快点，查理 Come on, Charlie.
这里好棒 Look at this place!
我一定得跟着你吗？为什麽？ Do I have to follow you?║Why do I have to follow you?
这里是我的地盘嘛 This is my... hood. This is my... hood.
查理 Charlie.║- Da!
他说这是他的地盘 He says it's his hood.
这里为何都没树？ So why aren't there any trees in here?
因为这里是步枪练习场 Ah, that would be because it's a rifle range.
鬼扯 Bullshit!
哇塞！ Wow-ee!
谁爱说“哇塞”？ Who says "wow-ee"?
我啊 I do!
很漂亮吧 Pretty, don't you think?
还好啦 No, not really.
你应该说“没有你漂亮” You're supposed to say,║"Not as pretty as you."
害我快打喷嚏，何况是毒草做的 Well, they make me sneeze.║Besides they're noxious weeds.
我不在乎，漂亮就好 I don't care. They're beautiful.
他们拔走当地植物 They strangle the native plants
可能还毒死所有当地动物 and probably poison all the native animals.
当地动物吗？ What native animals?
没错 Exactly.
我喜欢啊，你喜欢吗，查理？ I like them. Do you like them, Charlie?
看，我和查理都喜欢 See? Me and Charlie like them.
连蜜蜂都喜欢 And so do the beeezzz.
只有你是异类 So you're a loner on this one!
不要！我会摔下去！ No, no! I will fall!
胆小鬼！胆小鬼！你就是 Fraidy cat! Fraidy cat! Yes you are.
厉害吧！ Ah-ha-ha!
爱臭屁 You show off!
来挑战啊 Dem are fighting words.
有种来啊 I dare you to come over here and say dem.
快来 Come on.
来啦 Coming...
我应该负责教你游泳这门艺术 I shall take it upon myself, boy,║to instruct you in the art of swimming.
游泳哪算艺术啊 Since when was swimming an art?
全跟技巧有关 Well, it's all about technique.
来… Here...
下巴抬高时开始呼吸 When you raise your elbow up,║that's when you breathe...
然後你得像这样挥动手臂 ...and then you've got to push your║arm through the water like this.
懂吗？ Huh?
好 Okay.
继续，手转一圈 Go on. Give it a whirl.
游泳高手小心喔 Kieren Perkins watch out!
糟糕！ Shit!
查理？查理！ Charlie? Charlie!
查理，没事，撑一下就好 Charlie. Charlie, it's okay.║Just hold on. It's all right.
快点，查理 Come on, Charlie.
我筋疲力尽 I'm knackered.
你会冷吗？ Are you cold?
还好 Don't know.
送你… Here...
好漂亮 It's beautiful.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
好 Okay.
你看到什麽？ What do you see?
我眼睛闭着啊 But my eyes are closed.
对，但你看到什麽？ Yeah, but what do you see?
一片黑？ Black?
用心看 Look harder.
好，我能看见微弱亮点 Okay,║I can see these little speckles of light...
有蓝色和红色，像浮在熔岩灯上 ...they're blue and red, like,║floating around like a lava lamp.
应该会消失 That should go away.
正在消失 It's going.
消失了 It's gone.
现在是黑色的 Now it's black.
等一下，不，主要是黑色，但… Hold on, no, it's mainly black. But...
有点模糊像… It's kind of fuzzy. Like...
像电视萤幕在闪 ...like snow on T.V.
消失不了 It doesn't go away.
就算等一小时甚至一年 You can wait an hour or a year... but
但还是一片模糊 it'll still be all fuzzy.
我觉得只要消失… I reckon if it went away, I'd be
我就能看见我妈 able to see my mum.
我哥好像就是这种感觉 That's what it's like for my brother.
不只是视觉 It's not just what he can see.
还有听觉与知觉 It's what he hears and what he thinks.
一切都是 Everything.
我想全是模糊的 I think it's all fuzzy.
今晚可能无法去看比赛了 Well I guess we're not going to║Scouts tonight.
情况可能更糟 It could be worse.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我爸很快会到家 My dad's going to be home soon.
好，没关系 Oh, okay, that's fine.
什麽？ What?
别盯着我！ Stop it!
下周是我生日… Um... Well, it's my birthday next week.║And...
我家里通常会吃晚餐庆祝 Well, my family usually do║this dinner type thing.
你想来吗？ Do you want to come?
好，等一下 Yes, hold on...
什麽事？ What?
别敲了！ SHUT UP!!
玛姬，苏菲要换尿布 Maggie! Sophie needs her nappy changed!
你干嘛不换 There's nothing stopping you!
到处都是便便，她背後全是 It's gone everywhere!║It's up her back and everything!
一点便便不会死人 A bit of poo's not going to hurt you!
我换好衣服要去工作了，我不行 I'm dressed for work, Maggie. I can't!
真会找藉口 Bloody hell!
大伙儿，看好喔… Boys, watch this. Are you ready? Okay...
快点，露一下，乖女孩 Come on. Get'em out. Good girl.
拉起！ Yes!
看，汤玛斯，是智障儿巴士 Look, Thomas. It's the spastic bus!
来接你了，快上车 They've come to pick you up! Get on!
巴可刚跟他女友道别呢 Bucko's just║saying goodbye to his girlfriend!
不，她是你马子啦 Oh yeah. No she's your woman, mate.
早安 Good morning.
查理！ Charlie!
那个低能儿跟着你耶 Hey! The retard's after you!
洁姬，你认识他吗？ Do you know him, Jackie?
你在干嘛？回去巴士 What are you doing?║Get back on the bus!
马上，查理 No. Now, Charlie.
他是智障-查理，巴士呢？ It's a spastic!║- Charlie, where's the bus?
我想是他哥 I think it's his brother.
查理，拜托 Charlie, please.
查理… Charlie...
查理，拜托，你得回去巴士 Charlie, please.║You have to get back on the bus.
查理！ Charlie!
汤玛斯的哥哥起肖了 Thomas's brother's freaking out!
我去找人帮忙 I'm going to get some help.
查理，我会买冰淇淋给你！ Charlie! I'll buy you an ice cream!
你想吃冰淇淋吗？ Do you want an ice cream, Charlie?
住手！ Stop!
查理！查理！ Charlie! Charlie!
这里怎麽回事？ What's going on here? Back it up!
後退！後退！怎麽回事？ Back it up! What's going on?
孩子，你没事吧？ Mate, are you all right?
住手，别碰他！ Stop that! Leave him alone!
别碰他！别碰他！ Leave him! Leave him!
这样会更糟！ You're making it worse!
没事，没事 It's all right! It's all right!
别碰他了 Leave him be, all right?
走开！ Get away!
查理… Charlie...
同学！後退，同学！ Class! Stand back, class!
他们都进去了 They're all going in.
快点！快走！ Come on! Shoo!
没事，查理…没事了 It's all right, Charlie... it's okay.
看，你的袋子，你的猴子帽呢 Look, we've got your bag;║we've got your monkey ears. Yeah?
乖孩子… Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
我们回巴士，好吗？ We'll go back to the bus. Okay?
很好，乖孩子… Good boy.
“再见…我们出发了” Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,║We're off on our way...
“天海连成一线，你我每天…” The sky and sea together,║you and me every day...
你在这里 There you are.
我本来想晚点送你，但我等不及 I was going to give this to you later,║but I couldn't wait.
生日快乐 Happy Birthday.
谢谢 Thanks.
我录了特制专辑给你 I recorded everything especially for you.
来吧，播来听 Go on, play it.
“你能拥有我的心，我的灵魂” Well you can have my heart, have my soul
“没有你我感觉好冷” Without you I feel cold.
“你何不跟我来” Won't you come with me
“我会让你快乐” and I will make you happy
“我孤独时会想起你…” And then when I'm alone,
“直到这天结束” I'll dream of you'til the day is done.
“难道你不知道我渴望…” Don't you know I will be dying
“待在你身旁” to be by your side...
听好，我知道你很难过 Listen, I know you're upset.
别在意学校那些笨孩子的想法 Just don't worry what║those stupid kids at school think.
是啊，你说得轻松 Yeah, well it's easy for you to say that.
你必须停止梦想查理是正常的 You have to stop wishing║Charlie was normal.
他不会变好的 He's never going to change.
怕了吧…！ Howwwazzziiiiitttt?!!
快点…！ Come on-nnnnnnnnn!!!
正点…！ Wassiiiiiiiiitttttt?!
看吧，玛姬，漂亮的一球！ Oh, come on, Maggie. It was plumb!
赞喔！我得一百分才会出局… Yes! I'll retire when I get my century,
摩里森先生，到时候球棒送你 Mr. Mollison, so then you can get a bat!
你留着吧 You'll keep.
晚餐好美味，摩里森太太 This is so yum, Mrs. Mollison.
我都忘了上次吃烤肉是什麽时候 I can't remember the last time I had a roast.
真的？我们每两星期吃一次烤肉 Oh, really?║We have a roast once a fortnight.
赛门喜欢自己烤蔬菜 Simon just loves his roast vegies,║don't you darls?
我爸不太煮饭 My dad doesn't really cook.
全家吃饭时间不同 And we eat at different times,
大部份是外带 so it's just take away really.
欢迎你随时来这里吃饭 You're welcome over here║for dinner anytime.
对，只要你会洗碗 Yeah, just as long as you do the dishes!
儿子，怎麽了？ What is it, sweetie?
递给妈咪 Here, pass it to mummy.
我来就好 I can do it.
确定？ -对 Sure?║- Yeah.
你表现很好 You're being very good.
他会为漂亮女生做任何事呢 He'll do any thing for a pretty girl.║Won't you, mate?
要说什麽？ What do you say?
很好，乖孩子 That's right. Good boy.
你认为查理会再说话吗？ Do you think Charlie will ever talk again?
会 Yes.
其实应该不会 Probably not, actually.
我们希望他进入青春期时会但… We hoped he might have when║he hit adolescence but...
很遗憾他没有 unfortunately he didn't.
但你可以跟大家沟通，对吧？ But you get your point across,║don't you sweetie?
或许我们不再比手语… Yeah, well maybe if we stopped signing,
他会开始说话 he'd start talking, mum.
我想不太可能，汤玛斯 I think that's unlikely, Thomas.
你也饿了吗？ Are you hungry, too?
她好小喔 She's so tiny.
对，但生产时感觉她可不小 Yeah,║well she didn't feel so tiny coming out.
我生查理时大你没几岁 You know, I wasn't much older than║you when I had Charlie.
妈！ Mum?!
她饿了嘛 Well, she's hungry.
我也是这样 你 I fed you this way.
你很爱，老吸不饱 You loved it! Couldn't get enough!
拜托… Please...
“祝福快乐的好人” For he's a jolly good fellow
“祝福快乐的好人” For he's a jolly good fell-ow
“我们大家都这样说” And so say all of us!
不，查理，汤玛斯吹完我们再点 No, Charlie! You wait for Thomas║and then we'll light them again.
来吧，汤玛斯 Go, Tommy.
抱歉，儿子 I'm sorry, sweetie.
查理，过来妈咪这里 Charlie! Come here to mummy.
我叫你等，过来 I said wait! Come here.
等一下，汤玛斯，我来点，等等 Just hold on, Tommy. I've got that.║Just wait. Wait, mate.
不行 No.
好，快好了，好… Okay, almost there. Okay...
来吧，照张相 Righto. One for the camera.
好啊！太棒了…！ Hip hip! ...Hooray!
这里也亲一下吧 How about one of those over here,
赛门，别逗她了 Simon, leave the poor girl alone.
好啦 Yeah.
汤玛斯，我们已经送你礼物了 Um, Tommy, now I know we've already║given you your gift,
但我想你也许喜欢这个 but I reckon you might like this one.
这会是什麽呢？ Oh, what could this be?
谢谢！ Thank you!
你现在正式获准上路了 You're officially allowed on the road now.
雷克斯认为我能教会你妈开车… Rex reckons if║I can teach your mother to drive,
我谁都能教 I can teach anyone.
好啦，谁要吃蛋糕？ All right. Who want some cake?
我要 Yes please!
这是汤玛斯最喜欢的口味吧？ This is Thomas's favourite, isn't it, sweetie?
没错，妈 It is, mama.
好，我去拿冰淇淋 All right, I'll get the ice-cream.
赛门，你可以切蛋糕了 Simon, you can start cutting the cake.
没问题 Yep. All right.
四小块给家人，最大一块给我 Four tiny little pieces for the family,║and one big piece for me.
我的天啊！ Oh, my god!
查理…该死，查理！ Charlie... Charlie, shit, Charlie!
查理，你懂这是隐私… Come on, Charlie, you know that's private!
只能在房间做 You do that in your bedroom!
把小弟弟放进裤子 Put your dick back in your shorts, mate!
不听话，查理，不听话！ Bad, Charlie, bad! No. Bad!
别笑！ Don't laugh!
抱歉，洁姬 I'm so sorry, Jackie.
要我们告诉你几次？ How many times║do we have to tell you that?
跟洁姬道歉，然後去洗手 You say sorry to Jackie, and go and wash║your hands. All right, mate?
汤玛斯，别乱来 Thomas, don't be ridiculous.
快把东西放下！ You put that down now right now!
汤玛斯！ Thomas!
查理！ Charlie!
查理！放开！查理！ Charlie! Get off! Charlie!
孩子们，住手！住手！ Boys! Stop it! Stop it!
查理，放开他！ Charlie, you get off him!
住手！放开！查理！ Stop it! Leave it! Charlie!
查理，放手！ Charlie, let go!
查理，快放手！ Charlie, just let go!
你这个智障！ You fuckin' spastic!
汤玛斯！放开他！汤玛斯！ Thomas! Get off him! Thomas!
汤玛斯！拜托！ Oh, Thomas! Please!
汤玛斯，住手，快住手！ Thomas, stop it! Stop it now!
查理！该死！ Charlie! Shit!
汤玛斯！汤玛斯，你竟敢打你哥 Thomas! Thomas,║don't you dare your brother!
我恨他！我恨他！-住手！住手！ I hate him! I hate him!║- Stop it! Stop it!
我恨你！我恨你！ I hate you! I hate you!
别打他了 -玛姬，别这样 Don't you hit him!║- Maggie, please!
别打你哥了 Don't you hit your brother!
不要！ No!!
玛姬，别这样 Maggie! Please! Please!
我的天啊 My god!!
汤玛斯！放开！放开！ Thomas! Get off! Get off!
查理？查理？查理，没事了 Charlie? Charlie? Charlie, it's okay.
没事，没事，看着妈咪… It's okay. It's okay.║Look at mummy. Look at mummy.
不…！查理！不…！ No-no! No-no! No, Charlie!
冷静！冷静！冷静！ - Settle! Settle! Settle!
冷静下来！ - Settle down, mate!
别怕，乖，有妈在，别怕… Ssshh! Ssshh! Sweetie, sweetie.║Ssshh! Mummy's here. Mummy's here.
忍一下，不会很久 Hang in there, mate. Not long now.
你很勇敢，查理 You're being very brave, Charlie.
他很勇敢 He is very brave.
我懂，查理，我知道会痛 I know, Charlie. I know it hurts.
你真听话，你是乖孩子 You're being very good.║You're a good boy.
快好了 Almost there.
快好了，乖 Almost there, darling.
乖，别怕，别怕 Oh, sweetheart. It's okay. It's okay.
是你吗，汤玛斯？儿子？ Is that you, Thomas? Honey?
我要用厕所 I need to use the loo.
不公平，对吧？ It's not fair, is it, mate?
可怜的孩子 Oh, you poor boy.
可怜的宝贝孩子 Poor baby boy.
我美丽的孩子 Oh, my beautiful boy.
我懂，儿子，我懂 I know, sweetie. I know.
你吓死我了 You scared the shit out of me.
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
赛门？尿布呢？ Simon? Where are the nappies?
我不知道，看一下洗衣篮 I don't know. Try the laundry basket.
我看了，帮我找好吗？ I have! Can you look for them?
苏菲需要 奶 Sophie needs a feed!
我警告你，别再敲了！ I'm warning you!║Would you shut up?!
巴士上那个女孩真辣 That girl on the bus is pretty hot, mate!
你上她了吗？ Have you boned her?
才没有，汤玛斯还是处男 No way. Tom's still a virgin.
当然，我觉得他哥不是 Sure. I reckon his brother
汤玛斯，你最好小心 Hey, you'd better watch out,
我觉得你哥想上洁姬 I reckon your brother's trying bone Jackie.
好惨，你的智障哥哥比你帅 Oh man, it must suck that your retarded║brother's better looking than you.
别这麽讨人厌了 Stop being such fuckwits!
你才讨人厌 Oh, you're all fuckwits!
好，今天测验日，准备好了吗？ Okay! Today is the day!║Are we ready?
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
男孩们！ Boys!
来回两次 I want two laps!
来吧 Let's go!
快点 Come on!
你学会了，摩里森，大展身手喔 You get this, Mollison,║and shock of all shocks,
你一定会通过救生训练 you'll actually get your bronze medallion.
各就各位！ On your marks!
好，慢慢放开，放轻松 Okay. Just ease off nice and easy,║nice and easy.
加速到最稳定的速度 Just get up to a nice cruising speed.
好 Yep.
不要突然变速 Don't do anything sudden.
好 All right.
开车时把路上行人全当白痴 And you've got to drive like║everyone else on the road is an idiot.
不，别看我，看路 No don't look at me.║Look at the road.
好啦… Okay. Okay, okay.
记得路上行人都是白痴 Just remember everyone else║on the road is an idiot.
这称作防卫驾驶 It's called defensive driving.
防卫 Defensive.
注意路上可能会跑出来的东西 Just keep an eye on the things that you║might find come running out of the driveway.
好，要开多远…？ All right. Or, okay. How far do?
小心，小心… Just try not... try not to...
太棒了 Excellent.
你是天生好手 You're a natural.
跟你老爸一样 Just like your old man.
哇塞！ Wow-ee!
上来，洁姬 Climb in, Jackie.
谢谢-希望今晚是最後一次… Thank you.║Hopefully, tonight will be the last
我们见到那顶猴子帽 time we see those bloody monkey ears.
各位先生女士，大家欢聚一堂… Ladies and Gentlemen. Roll up,
观赏神奇又不可思议的… roll up, for the unbelievable, inconceivable,
“动物漂流” "ANIMALS AFLOAT"!
好可爱 Oh, it looks so cute!
不，不！ No, no!
罗素，你要跟查理搭挡 Russell, you go down to Charlie.
他记得…他记得 He knows this... He knows this.
快点，起来，你必须跟查理跳舞 Come on, up you get. You have to be║in the dance with Charlie.
不要 Go on,
快点，你跟查理是猴子 you be a monkey with Charlie.
快点，当个乖孩子，快点，没错 Come on, sweetie.║That's a good boy, come on. That's it.
查理？你扶罗素起来一起跳舞 Charlie? Why don't you help Russell║get up and have a bit of a dance?
不要 No?
快点，爸妈在下面看 Come on, mum and dad are out there.
快点，起来，你可以的 Come on, up you get darling.║You can do this.
快点，起来，罗素 Come on, up you get Russell.
查理！不要！ Charlie! Hey!
别踢人，查理！ You stop this! Charlie!
不！我要在台上！ No, no! I want to stay!
罗素，怎麽了？ What's wrong, Russell?
罗素，你知道查理非常努力练习 You know Charlie has worked║so hard for this, Russell.
没事吧？查理，还好吧？ Are you right? Charlie, are you okay?
你以前上台过，记得吗？ You've been on stage before, remember?
爸妈拜托你，好吗？看着我 Do it for mum and dad, okay?║Look at my face.
你不跳查理也不能跳 Charlie won't be able to dance║if you don't.
查理，不需要吐罗素口水 Charlie, there is no need to spit at Russell!
我会让你们上去…中场休息时 I will put you both... in time out!
我说别吵了 I said stop!
查理，够了！别闹，听话点 Charlie, enough! Stop it, all right?║Just behave!
罗素喜欢猴子吗？ Does Russell like monkeys?
查理喜欢猴子，汤玛斯喜欢猴子 Charlie likes monkeys.║Thomas likes monkeys.
我们帮你整理一下 We'll clean up you up now, mate.
罗素喜欢跳舞吗？ Does Russell like dancing?
他喜欢 He likes it.
查理喜欢跳舞，汤玛斯喜欢跳舞 Charlie likes dancing.║Thomas likes dancing.
不，罗素不喜欢猴子… No. Russell doesn't like monkeys.║Russell doesn't like monkeys.
罗素不喜欢查理 Russell doesn't like Charlie.
冷静，冷静 Just settle down, all right?║Just settle down.
不听话，查理，不听话！ Bad, Charlie. Bad!
查理，你必须自己上台 Charlie, you'll just have to║go on stage by yourself.
不要！ No!
不，你可以的，你长大了 No, you can do it. You're a big boy.
快点，查理，快点 Come on, Charlie. Come on.
听话，快点，上台去 Be a good boy. Come on.║Come on. On stage!
跳得好！漂亮！ There you go! Beautiful!
你记得我们小时候吗？ You remember when we were little?
我们经常跟爸一起洗澡 We used to have baths with dad,
我们会拿香皂在他腿上搓 and we'd rub soap into his legs...
好多毛，全是白色泡泡 ...and they were so hairy they'd║always go white?
他会放屁，我们开始拍水 Then he'd fart and we'd start clapping
你会说“嗯嗯声，嗯嗯声” and you'd go, 'poo-poo noises',║'poo-poo noises'.
我一直讨厌当你弟弟 I've hated being your brother.
每天晚上我总是闭上眼睛… Every night I used to close my eyes
希望醒来时你变正常 and wish that when║I woke up you'd be normal.
但你不会 But you won't.
你刚尿在我腿上，对吧？ You just pissed on my leg, didn't you?
赛门，你除草了没？ Simon, have you mowed the lawn yet?
雷克斯说我不用 Rex said I didn't need to!
我要宰了那只熊！ I'm gonna kill that bear!